Sheep

Ever wonder what it would be like to have Morgan Freeman narrate your life, but in adorable cat squeaks? Meet Sheep! This girl has opinions about everything and the vocal range to express them. She's basically running a one-cat podcast called "What's That Noise?" where she investigates every suspicious sound with the dedication of a true crime enthusiast.

But here's the plot twist: when she's not busy being Head of Security, she transforms into the world's most affectionate commentator. She'll follow you around providing running commentary on your day, complete with her signature fish plushie as her emotional support co-host. And here's the sweetest part - she answers when you call her name! It's like having a conversation with your cat, but. Y'know. They actually talk back. At night, she becomes a professional biscuit-maker (the air kind, naturally) and will settle in for some quality belly scratch time, proving that even the most dedicated security guards know how to clock out and enjoy the good life.